Here at the palace, I am now also on the phone with PM Cameron and Pres. Obama, urging a BALANCED approach to the Ukraine situation…
"Aroo! Araruff wuff wraroof woof woof woof"
(Thanks! I mostly get scared of loud noises. Horror doesn’t bother me too much, and I do like to curl up next to my humans.)
"Araroof wuff wraroof woof woof woof…"
(I live with two other dogs, so it is still possible for you to ask a Corgi to move in…)
(I started out with the old “put-the-treat-on-the-dog’s-nose-don’t-let-her-eat-it-until-she-get’s-the-word” trick. That gradually morphed into putting the treat on my head; since I am an older dog, I am better than younger dogs at sitting still. The photos and the cheese rewards came later, after my photographic assistant decided to send funny pictures to my mom who was at college and missed me at the time.)
"Arouf raruff woof woof woof…"
(I hear you, but when I act like a table, I get cheese… it’s a great racket!)
"Aroo! Awoof wuff woof woof woof woof"
(Thanks! To be honest, I randomly found my way onto the internet, so it is fitting that you found me there randomly…)
"Aroo-Woof woof woof wuff woof aruff woof woof"
(Thanks, but 9 million is a lot— maybe one or two would be better, to start with. Thanks for the note on cheese— it encourages my photographic assistant to do the right thing…)
"Aroo— woof! Wuff woof arooruf woof woof woof!"
(My assistant is very well-trained! Oh, and I have a chip implanted in his head.)
"aruff woof woof woof!"
(I can do that!)
"Awuff woof woof woof wuff woof!"
(I talk about Mimoulette and Brillat-Savarin,all the time, but honestly, my favorite is whatever is nearby!)