Hazel, I think you'd be the best companion for watching or reading horror stuff. I don't like horror stuff so I need a buddy to be there with me for that kind of stuff. There would obviously be cheese there for you, too.
"Aroo! Araruff wuff wraroof woof woof woof"
(Thanks! I mostly get scared of loud noises. Horror doesn’t bother me too much, and I do like to curl up next to my humans.)
You're amazing, Hazel? How did you learn to balance things on your head? And how much practice did it take?
(I started out with the old “put-the-treat-on-the-dog’s-nose-don’t-let-her-eat-it-until-she-get’s-the-word” trick. That gradually morphed into putting the treat on my head; since I am an older dog, I am better than younger dogs at sitting still. The photos and the cheese rewards came later, after my photographic assistant decided to send funny pictures to my mom who was at college and missed me at the time.)
Hello Hazel, there was one day i randomly found you on the internet and i started playing tumblr since then, seeing your photos always make me feel so happy because you are such a little cutie pie. Hope to see more photos from you. Much love xx
"Aroo! Awoof wuff woof woof woof woof"
(Thanks! To be honest, I randomly found my way onto the internet, so it is fitting that you found me there randomly…)
Lady Hazel, Beefy the Chippet has expressed interest in expanding his culinary horizons and would like to know if there are any fancy or unusual cheeses you would recommend. He also wonders if your human helpers have ever made food for your daily dietary needs, and if so what are your favorite home-made meals? Thank you very much!
(As before, I like Mimoulette when I am drinking Bordeaux, and I take Brillat-Savarin with my Champagne.I will eat anything I can get that the humans cook, but they don’t give me much human food, and never any really cool stuff like chocolate, onions, garlic, or things they think I can’t handle.)
Hi Hazel, I absolutely love corgis and am dreaming of getting one in the future named Dexter. I was wondering, do you balance things on your head and walk around or do you have to be completely still? Much love <3
"Awuff arf raroof woof woof woof"
(I just hold still. If I could walk around and balance thiings„ I would run off and join the circus…)
I don't mean to be offensive in any way but is cheese healthy for dogs? I'm sure in moderation it's fine, but I'm just curious sorry
"Rowf raroof awoof wuff warf wuff woof woof woof"
(You are not being offensive. It is bad for me. No it is terrible, so full of fat and cholesterol! And I am indeed a full-figured corgi, so I could do without. If you look through my blog, however, and count the photos that have been made in the past 20 months, you will see that my stingy photographic assistant has only given me cheese once or twice per week at the very most! Curse him, denying me the very ambrosia of pure decadent pleasure, the veritable taste of paradise! I WANT MORE CHEESE.)
(I can’t get my photographic assistant to pay for it, but I like Mimoulette with my Bordeaux, and Brillat-Savarin when I am having Champagne. Usually, though, I just get American cheese. And I still go crazy)
You're very very cute Hazel (as you probably get told often)! I also live in New England and I was wondering if you liked to swim, or is that difficult for your adorable tiny legs? If you don't swim normally, would you swim for cheese?
"Awoof woof woof wuff araroof rawf raruff"
(I swim with a lifejacket, but am attempting to grow a layer of blubber to buoy myself up naturally. I will achieve this by eating cheese….)
Hazel, would you do a Doge meme? Have you done a Doge meme?
"Woof woof, woof …. woof."
(The closest to a Doge meme was the picture with an espresso cup on my head. It became very popular when someone wrote a new caption underneath the picture: “A polite Doge has offered you tea. Accept tea….refuse tea… You have chosen to accept tea…etc. etc.” That picture has so many notes that I could never outdo it by imitating it. Very posted. Much popular. Already meme. So Doge already.)
Hi Hazel! I have a puppy named Hazel too! But when i try to put things on her head to send you, she flings them off and they roll under a chair where she proceeds to bark until someone gets it for her... Anyways, hope your year brings lots of cheese!
(She will hold still when she gets old and lazy. Believe me, this I know. Oh, the burden of being a wise old cheesehound…)