Hi, would it be possible to post a video of Hazel??
(There are a few videos further back in the blog— you would have to go pretty far back, though— They were very hard to get onto tumblr, but now with the new camera in his new phone, I will ask my photographic assistant to try again.)
Hazel, you're the bestest cutest corgi ever! One of my best friends corgi got kidnapped by coyotes and it made us really sad. But looking at your blog always brings smiles back to my face! What kind of cheese does your human feed you?!
(Thanks! I am so sorry about your friend’s Corgi. I myself have trouble with foxes— they think I am a huge, well-fed fox and want to take me into their pack to teach them how to hunt. If they only knew: It’s my human who feeds me, usually a small slice of American or cheddar cheese!)
Hey there Hazel! How's going? I hope good! Can you tell me how did you get your popularity in the internet in these days? Sorry if I fail some words but I'm italian, and me situation isn't the best, so I'm asking to you to get a smile.. Best things for you mate!
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
(It’s OK if you have a hard time with English— I myself can only speak Dog. I think I got popular firstly by being a Corgi— Corgi people are very loyal, just as we Corgis are loyal dogs. Second, I am lazy and easygoing, due to my age, so it is easy for me to hold still while my photographic assistant puts things on my head— most Corgis are too frisky to let this happen. Thirdly, things happen— it’s the miracle of the internet: one post had over 150,000 notes, and I don’t know why —but then again, I am only a dog; and another time, someone hacked an instagram account by using pictures of me! I don’t know the hacker or the victim, but I do know that it got a lot of attention. Fourthly, I have been posting pictures for almost two years, and that is a really long time on the internet.Best to you, too!)
Hazel, I think you'd be the best companion for watching or reading horror stuff. I don't like horror stuff so I need a buddy to be there with me for that kind of stuff. There would obviously be cheese there for you, too.
"Aroo! Araruff wuff wraroof woof woof woof"
(Thanks! I mostly get scared of loud noises. Horror doesn’t bother me too much, and I do like to curl up next to my humans.)
You're amazing, Hazel? How did you learn to balance things on your head? And how much practice did it take?
(I started out with the old “put-the-treat-on-the-dog’s-nose-don’t-let-her-eat-it-until-she-get’s-the-word” trick. That gradually morphed into putting the treat on my head; since I am an older dog, I am better than younger dogs at sitting still. The photos and the cheese rewards came later, after my photographic assistant decided to send funny pictures to my mom who was at college and missed me at the time.)